DUMBLINE

Episode 89: Sun, Suits, and Dumb Money

Dumbline is in 1990s Miami, a city fueled by ego, excess, and a whole lot of people who thought they were smarter than everyone else. In this episode, we follow the trail of confidence, bad math, and worse decisions that inevitably lead to one very dumb criminal conclusion.
This is a classic Dumbline, big ego, sloppy execution, and a criminal career that feels extremely Miami and extremely 1990s. Another reminder that confidence is not a plan, and crime is still dumb. Along the way, we meet a bank robber who fully bought into his own hype and somehow believed the math would never catch up to him. Spoiler, it did.
Quick heads up: we’re working through recording this episode on a new platform so we can get Dumbline up on YouTube and do some live shows. That also means we’re ironing out a few behind-the-scenes kinks, so if anything feels slightly off, that’s on us. Thanks for continuing to listen and follow while we get this dialed in.
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Episode 88: Deadly Good Deeds & Toxic Kindness

Dumbline is heading back to the early 1920s, a time when kindness, caretaking, and good intentions were taken at face value and no one bothered asking any follow up questions. In this episode, generosity becomes the perfect disguise, letting one person’s help quietly unleash chaos wherever it goes.
What begins as small, thoughtful gestures soon spirals into illness, confusion, and a truly impressive level of dumb that somehow slips past everyone until it’s far, far too late.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria. Catch new episodes biweekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 87: Dreams, Diamonds, Disaster, and Dumb

Dumbline is heading to 2022 where a routine overnight stop turned into a dazzling disaster. What began as a quiet break on the road quickly unraveled into one of the most baffling crimes in recent memory, and somehow no one saw a thing.
What followed was confusion, contradictions, and a series of choices that could only be described as impressively dumb. By the time everyone woke up, literally, the damage was done and the excuses were even dumber.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria. Catch new episodes biweekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 86: Coffin Up the Cash: A Dead Wrong Operation

Dumbline heads to Pasadena, California this week with a true crime story about a family funeral home that found itself at the center of one of the strangest scandals the city had ever seen. What should have been a quiet and respectable business instead unraveled into a chaotic mess of stupid decisions, ridiculous red flags, and a chain of events that left investigators and pretty much everyone else wondering how people this dumb could get away with something like this for as long as they did.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 85: The Countess of Creative Accounting

Dumbline is heading back to a time when confidence could open doors, wallets, and opportunities that maybe shouldn’t have been opened. Someone out there was making the most of that idea until a resourceful detective began connecting the dots. What started as a small, clever workaround stretched across towns and borders and, as always, the dumbness finally brought it all crashing down.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
Don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Follow @DumblinePodcast on TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook for additional content!
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 84: Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

Dumbline is back in Pennsylvania this week with a true crime story about a sweet old church lady whose Sunday prayers started sounding more like love notes. But when her crush was rebuffed, she didn’t take the rejection lightly. What began as a peaceful morning service ended in sirens, shock, and a trail of stupidity that led her straight to jail.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 83: Welcome to the Ritz Your Royal Highness-ish

This week, Dumbline dives into a royal tale like no other. A figure of supposed importance steps into the spotlight, draped in titles and tales that don’t always line up. Our dummy turns luxury into lunacy, leaving behind a trail that’s less regal and more ridiculous. Truly, a Royal High-Mess.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 82: Trust Me, I’m a Dentist

Dumbline is in Aurora, Colorado, this week! A respected but douche of a dentist finds himself at the center of a tangled story that quickly spirals out of control. Of course, our suspect leaves a mess of dumb everywhere, topping it off with the classic move of mistaking confidence for cleverness.
Be sure to stick around until the end for everyone’s favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode 81: Full Throttle Stupidity: When Crime Breaks Down

Dumbline is back and crossing state lines with a true crime story that popped up across the U.S. in the early 2020s. A multistate theft ring thought they’d struck gold in the most unlikely of places, but what started as a fast-moving operation eventually sputtered out. What’s left is a trail of shady schemes, bad decisions, and plenty of dumb to go around.
Be sure to listen to the end of the episode for everyone's favorite segment, Get to Know Maria! Catch new episodes bi-weekly on Wednesdays.
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Episode: 80: Spores of Suspicion: Murder Served Medium Rare

Dumbline is in Australia this week to discuss a true crime involving a dummy and some dangerous fungus. Turns out the ever-thoughtful ex who invited her in-laws over for dinner had some crazy ulterior motives, can you believe it!?
Stick around to the end of the episode for everyone’s favorite segment: Get to Know Maria!
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